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Mon, Jun. 29th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 17:37 There's a large and frankly threatening stuffed penguin staring at me. #
  • 21:54 Last night, I was at a party. The host went to a gig with the everyone else while I stayed back to get an early night. #
  • 21:55 I started for bed and ran into the host's cat. We both freaked out and I ended up backed into the bathroom. #
  • 21:57 I couldn't contact my host and ruin her 30th, so I amused myself in the tiny room for about three hours. My phone died. #
  • 21:58 I gave in when I woke up on the floor. I used a towel to bluff my way past the still waiting cat and finally to bed. #
  • 22:00 All in all, that was awesome - no sarcasm. I studied my face for an hour in the bathroom mirror. #
  • 22:02 Also, apparently I'm not the first person to the cat has cornered in that bathroom either. The end. #
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Sun, Jun. 28th, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 07:24 Damn. 7am saturday morning and I'm already awake. No one else would be, so I can't even start organising my day! #
  • 07:25 Also, I think I left both my thumb drives at TAFE. #
  • 19:25 There was a guy just standing next to me who smelt of roadside motel soap. Wasn't ready for that flashback... #
  • 22:53 Just realised it's been over four months since I last did work on the children's book I was writing. That makes me sad. #
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Sat, Jun. 27th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 08:25 So, Michael Jackson's dead right? Is it confirmed? Farrah Fawcett definitely is now, if that helps. #
  • 08:29 Oh yeah, had a terribly depressing dream about a live whale used as an attraction in a show cave, sans water. #
  • 08:41 Nassan calabash! #
  • 16:24 Stuck at home by myself tonight. Anybody who wants to entertain me is welcome to! #
  • 22:01 Watching 'THEM!' again and even though I remember it being awesome, it's better than I expected. #
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Fri, Jun. 26th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 08:02 Just say some kind of crane drive past that apparently had 'putzmeister' written on it. Brain failure or reality? #
  • 08:03 Also, Alkira is totally gone. Apparently it's now Tanderra. Possibly avoiding the old reputation? Oh salvos... #
  • 08:31 Just retwisted my ankle trying to dodge idiots getting off the escalator at the train station. #
  • 08:33 Seriously, if you're just going to all walk the same speed you don't need to fill the whole path. #
  • 08:35 Furthermore, when did qld rail stop putting maps of their lines at the station? Crush kill destroy! #
  • 08:41 Ps, I suggest everybody should try to find a copy of Dr Steel's 'Ode to Revenge'. Good times! #
  • 08:42 Pps, find a picture of Dr Steel first so you can picture him singing it. Totally worth it. #
  • 08:46 Everybody is broken. Moving closer to the train door means you get on slower not faster when people are 'detraining'. #
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Mon, Jun. 22nd, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 09:06 Just finished Soylent Green, can't believe I'd never seen it! I want that last shot of the hand on a shirt... #
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Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 21:31 It's a four way ganondorf battle! I'm calling them onedorf, twodorf, threedorf and bobdorf. #
  • 21:32 Wow! Bobdorf wins with a sudden burst of cut throat killing... #
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Sat, Jun. 20th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 13:47 Everybody go to hovershark.com - it's finally 'running'! #
  • 15:40 There's an AMAZING cloud formation in front of me and I don't have a camera. Blast! #
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Fri, Jun. 19th, 2009, 12:06 am

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  • 08:46 Note to self - Research experiments to test the reaction times of cats. Obtain data. #
  • 08:51 There was a horrible fat lady who refused to move when the train door opened. I ended up wadded against her. #
  • 08:54 Oh, ps - I don't have internet. If anything is coming up please let me know by sms...I MISS PARTIES. #
  • 08:54 It was only three stations, but it was an express. Also, I'm only assuming it was a woman because it had breasts. #
  • 17:58 Is it safe to fly a remote control helicopter at the top of a crowded escalator? #
  • 21:05 Just saw Year One. It wasn't as bad as I expected...but...my judgement has been tainted by Tyranosaurus Wrecks. #
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Thu, Jun. 18th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 12:11 On my way to the city, just saw a blood donation sign and read it as 'GIVE BLOOP'. #
  • 12:14 What's happening with the bloop lately anyway? Are there any better suspects than Cthlulu yet? #
  • 12:47 I've come o the conclusion that people in Brisbane walk slowly because if they walked at a normal pace they'd realise how small this cit ... #
  • 12:51 Terrifying realisation - I've texted so many people that i can now do it without looking at the phone. #
  • 13:34 Ps, I made it to the interview yesterday and it seemed to go pretty well. #
  • 15:46 Well, just had a call - I'll be starting a cert 4 in IT web design tomorrow! #
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Wed, Jun. 17th, 2009, 12:07 am

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  • 14:15 Whoah. My heart is being bizarre today. Got an interview to join a cert 4 in it web design. Here's hoping I make it! #
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Mon, Jun. 15th, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 12:33 Well hell, blue sky and sunlight. Brisbane looks pretty good...guess I do like it here. #
  • 13:14 Oh. Brisbane bogans. Now I remember. #
  • 16:50 Argh. Tani and I both seem to have the flu. Awesome! #
  • 17:55 Just made a ginger chicken and apple stir fry. It was pretty amazing...I'll definitely be working on it more. #
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Sun, Jun. 14th, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 08:52 For four years I've been collecting silly pictures. Just clicked in the wrong spot and perma-deleted them. #
  • 08:56 I know there are undelete programs, but have no internet and don't know what they are. Sms me if you know where I can find one! #
  • 09:06 Hang on. I'm pretty sure I backed it up to my external hdd. Won't know til I'm back in Edenglassie though... #
  • 13:03 Junk food lunch, worn out, bus to plane, plane to brisbane, driven to farm. Sleep. Driven to train, train to train, train to car. Car to ... #
  • 14:07 Awesome. I now have facebook.com/joeford #
  • 15:57 Apparently something in my jacket makes me suspicious. It had to be x-rayed twice. #
  • 16:11 At Melbourne airport and I just had the worst hot chocolate I can remember. Isn't it nice when stereotypes are true? #
  • 18:22 Our 5.10 flight still hasn't boarded yet. Yay tiger airlines. At least it isn't as bad as Sarah Grey's...yet. #
  • 21:42 Yay. Gold coast. It's the same temperature here as when we flew into Melbourne. Tani is totally bored and annoying. #
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Fri, Jun. 12th, 2009, 12:06 am

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  • 09:14 I made a terrible mistake. I put all my clothes in the wash last night, now I'm stuck naked at my grandma's for hours. #
  • 16:27 I'm watching live penguins right now. Somehow seeing them in the wild was far less exciting. #
  • 17:56 So the aquarium was pretty awesome. I saw live giant cuttle fish swimming toward my face. Very relaxing. #
  • 17:57 Is it legal to have pet cuttle fish? I can't get online to find out right now. #
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Thu, Jun. 11th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 18:27 At my grandma's, just watched that millionare show and learned something interesting - nintendo started in 1889. I'm so happy. #
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Wed, Jun. 10th, 2009, 12:05 am

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  • 17:45 Back in Melbourne, sending a few of my favourite pics so far to people. Sms me if you want a sneak peek! #
  • 17:48 Did I mention we saw a goose get slapped by a kangaroo? The video will go on youtube when we get back. #
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Tue, Jun. 9th, 2009, 12:05 am

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  • 19:40 Worried my feet stink after days of wet shoes and old socks. I've locked them in the cupboard just in case. #
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Mon, Jun. 8th, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 17:51 Climbed a terrible mountain today, five hour round trip. Twisted my ankle, but got naked at the end so that was ok. #
  • 17:53 Oh, we forgot to bring food or water. It was epic. I sympathise with those hobbits now. #
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Sun, Jun. 7th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 09:09 Just back in reception and the only thing I have to report is that the locals hate overtaking. Oh, and I hit a cow. #
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Fri, Jun. 5th, 2009, 12:04 am

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  • 11:34 How did anyone ever manage with a car stereo that didn't play mp3s? I can't even have an audio book! #
  • 16:38 Was naked on a foggy cliff today. To Launceston! #
  • 16:49 Coining a new term: Power-down Paranoia. The fear that something awesome will happen after you stop filming. #
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Thu, Jun. 4th, 2009, 12:03 am

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  • 18:52 Today I was in a cave, saw a platypus, fell off a log and bought a fossil. Also, our van is hideously sexual. #
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